"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’."
- Random quote found on the internet

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Weird Al - isms

Mood - I'm AL - ive *rimshot*
Today's Song - Weird Al - Angry White Boy Polka

Dude, I happened to be travelling the internet (dude, it's awesome and you should try it sometime) and I found this. Also, I found out Weird Al has got a new album coming out in September so yeah, I'm finda stoked. Also (again), I really have to give kudos to whomever made that animation... it's really damned good and with frickin' Legos! Sweet job!

"I'd post the lyrics but technically, it's all from different songs so go listen to the actual song and maybe you can find it out yourself... so there!"


Wednesday, July 19, 2006

I Laughed... and I Laughed... and I Laughed...

Mood - entertained
Today's Song - The Transplants - Diamonds And Guns

Absolutely fucking hilarious:

Property of Scott Ramsoomair, used for the sole idea that it would entertain readers, not to steal his work.

"Bars cut off and sendin' me home;
taken more shots than Carl Malone.
Battle looms, your doom, injustice entombed.
Who got the diamonds? Who gonna find them?
Who gonna find them when the time comes?
Diamonds and Guns. Diamonds and Guns.

It's a wicked world that we live in;
it's cruel and unforgiving.
It's a wicked world that we live in;
it's cruel and unforgiving."


Friday, July 14, 2006

Quizzled

Mood - intrigued
Today's Song - Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

I went around the internet this morning and found a "Which Element Are You?" quiz that I find to be extrememly accurate to my personality. So I thought I'd post the results here and and also post the link to the quiz in hopes of finding out what other people think of it.

Water
You are 50% Extroverted and 37% Chaotic

Virtue - Water people exhibit benevolence. These type people are charitable, have a kindly disposition and promote goodwill. They are concerned with the welfare of others. Where other people are concerned they are kind, generous and philanthropic. They seldom harbor hostility. They derive pleasure from doing good deeds.

Core - They are cooperative, companionable, hospitable and socialable. They are true humanitarians and are concerned with the welfare of other people. They are called servants or servers because of their unselfishness and sincere devotion to the welfare of humanity. They unconditionally come to the aid of the sick and the unfortunate just as they would for one of their own family, and most often ask nothing in return.

Nature - They have strong feelings and sensibilities. They tend to make decisions based on their emotions rather than by reason. Although they are emotional in nature, they do not outwardly express it. Their feelings are hurt easily but they tend to not let it show.

Drives - They are deeply concerned about the welfare of their friends and family. They also care about what other people think and say about them. An insensitive remark from someone can hurt their feelings deeply, although they may not show it. They give of themselves and their material possessions freely to help a less-advantaged person gain confidence and stature. They will go all out where close friends or family is concerned. It is not easy to make friends with a them because they are skeptical and naturally shy. They will be generous and kind to a certain point, but when you gain their confidence you will have an all-weather friend who will stand by you through your struggles.

Vice - They will suppress the truth by words, writing and conduct to do damage to another. This is not spite. This is their non-violent way of getting their revenge. Milder cases include stretching the truth a little, not exactly untrue but not the real truth. They are emotional people and tend to get carried away in the heat of a situation. These people are not prone to physical violence normally, but being of an emotional nature and having the tendency to let things build up inside them, they can become extremely abusive.

What do you guys think of that? I feel that there are a lot of things in those words that make a lot of sense to my personality. And as promised, here's a link to the elemental quiz itself. Check it out and tell me what you think!

"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
'What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!' says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
'And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore.'

I'd chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of..."


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for entertainment and as a tribute to George Lucas’s awesome movies, the screen shots taken of the Super Smash
Brothers game, and the clip from The Matrix movie are only there to entertain my readers.
Thank you all for your wonderful creativity and keep on truckin’!