"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’."
- Random quote found on the internet

Monday, August 21, 2006

Oh God, It's True

Mood - yes
Today's Song - Stone Sour - Through Glass

Property of David Willis, used for the sole idea that it would entertain readers, not to steal his work.

" 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass,
don't know how much time has passed.
All I know is that it feels like forever.
When no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head."


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Thought Process Lost

Mood - entertained

Today's title has to do with the fact that I had something to use for the title but I lost it.

No song for today as hopefully, you'll be getting an earful (as well as an eyeful) of what I have to share with you today. Yesterday, I spent a good three hours checking out videos on Albinoblacksheep.com and I decided I should create a list of my top ten favorite videos from the internet. So here you go! Enjoy!

#10 - Daft Punk - Rivercity Ransom
This video was shown to me by some old buddies of mine from when I was first starting at Sac State. It was a great little video and still is. And thanks to it, there will only be one way to dance to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

#9 - The Internet Is For Porn
This little video captures the essence of what a huge chunk of the internet is dedicated to... and it gets stuck in your head really quick. But it's entertaining none the least.

#8 - Kitty Cat Dance
This is just entertaining and it's another song that gets stuck in the head easily. What's even better is that you can make just about any cat actually do the dance. But they'll hate you for it, :P.

#7 - Video Killed The YTMND Star
This video was what introduced me to the world of ytmnd.com (which stands for "You're the man now, dog!"). The site is dedicated to random repeating gifs, repeating audio clips and tons of hilarious shit. This video here combines a lot of them together into one short, which is good 'cause I love Super Conan. On a later date, I will actually compile a list of my top ten YTMND.com shit. But like I said, later...

#6 - Cat vs. Rabbit
Due to the fact that this video has a name I can't really get my brain around, I call it Cat vs. Rabbit. It's a cute little falling in love story between two unlikely lovers... only he doesn't know it yet! ^_^ It's set to what Glen has said is Korean ska music. It's good and fun!

#5 - Kenya
Weebl (from Weebls-stuff.com) is a great flash animator and this is what I believe to be his greatest short ever. I remember first seeing it at Sac State and sharing it around, getting good laughs out of everyone. I still want a shirt someday that reads, "Where can you find tigers? Only in Kenya."

#4 - Japanese Ping Pong
This was the very first video I saw on albinoblacksheep.com and I'm grateful because it spawned a great relationship of me coming to the site and enjoying the eye candy. This video features a group of Japanese guys participating in what can only be described as a Japanese version of The Gong Show. Basically, they're trying to do some kind of talent thing to earn points. This really kicks ass!

#3 - The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
The absolute hilarity of this video makes it a true gem of comedy. I remember first watching this at Angie's apartment warming party and trying to get other people to come watch it. For whatever reason, they didn't want to but it's ok. They've all seen it and know that it kicks ass on several levels. Yet another song to get stuck in your head for hours upon hours and you know that Chuck Norris will come to help you out.

#2 - The Attack Of The Giant Red Octopus
What makes this film incredibly awesome is it's amount of parodies of well known anime series (Neon Genesis Evangelion, Voltron, & Sailor Moon to name a few). They do so well in quick little animation to create a story that makes you laugh really good. Why don't they just smack her? In any case, it's number two only because the last video just really blew me away. The film has French, English, Korean, and Japanese so it's quite entertaining linguistically. Also, when it opens up you'll notice the window starts out to the right and slightly out of the monitor's range. Just drag the window until you can see the maximize button then click it.

#1 - The Best Homemade LightSaber Duel Ever
Ok, whether you're a Star Wars fanatic or not, you'll should absolutely love this video (lest you be a hater of the series, then you just suck). I am not kidding when I say this is an absolute masterpiece. The video is not only a great lightsaber battle done by people outside of ILM, it's stunning. The struggle between the two sides is absolutely great, taking into mind the different styles of fighting between light side and dark side. You absolutely must watch this if you haven't seen it already.


Monday, August 07, 2006

A&W Rootbeer

Mood - tired
Today's Song - Panic! At The Disco - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

Everything about this post has something or other to with what is currently on my person or on my brain as I write this. So yeah, I got soda right now! ^_^

And recently, I bought the CD for the group Panic! At The Disco. They're freaking cool and I love how a lot of their song names are incredibly long... just like today's song!

Today, I went to a Sacramento Rivercats game with Glen. I'm not all that big on baseball but it was fun to see it live. I've hardly been to any stadiums (once as kid for a soccer game at Arco Arena) so that was cool. Glen and I spent a lot of time making fun of the vendors as they yelled out what the shit they had for sale. It was absolutely hilarious. So that's why I'm tired!

And finally, the actual reason I started even posting today was this:

Property of David Willis, used for the sole idea that it would entertain readers, not to steal his work.

God, that's got to hurt! *keels over in pain*

"And I believe this may call for a proper introduction.
And well, don't you see?
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue.

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen.
And we're still so young, desperate for attention.
And I aim to be your eyes;
trophy boys, trophy wives."


The pictures displayed at the top of this page are in no way being used to infringe upon the copyrights of the different concepts/products shown in the pictures above and/or their respective creators.  I have no intention to plagiarize from George Lucas, Tim Buckley (author of the web - comic CTRL + ALT + DEL), from the creators of the Super Smash Brothers video game (and all characters from such), or from The Wachowski Brothers & the respective owners of The Matrix.  The capes, crowns, and scepters were all used as a tribute to the character Ethan from said comic, the lightsabers have only been photoshopped
for entertainment and as a tribute to George Lucas’s awesome movies, the screen shots taken of the Super Smash
Brothers game, and the clip from The Matrix movie are only there to entertain my readers.
Thank you all for your wonderful creativity and keep on truckin’!