Wyvern, Passion for Gaming

I just won a desktop wallpaper (which I'll have to save for when I can actually use a computer at home again) from the comic 3 Geeks. I entered their little coloring contest and won. You can see my entry by clicking on the little 3 Geeks button over there on the side bar or click here. When I do get my wallpaper and if they'll be alright with it, I'll show you guys it here on my blog. A' ight, I'm out.

Well, I thought I'd just make an announcement about my site. It's starting to come back together. And it's not going to be just my site. A good friend of mine and I are combining our sites together onto one site as a joint project. Good ole GP. And the site finally seems to be coming together. I've got ideas and plans running through my head. And I'm sure just the same is going on for Glen. Good times.

A' ight, that's all I've got. Later!

You know, it's been a while since I've been home in the early evening because of this play I've been helping on. But since I didn't have to be there yesterday, I got to go home and see some of my shows again. Happiness. I also saw something else that I don't normally watch. I got to see a stand - up comic on "Comedy Central Presents." The guy who was on was an African - American guy named Dwayne Kennedy. And one of his jokes just cracked me up. Mind you that this is a black guy who said this joke as you read the following:

"The road to healing racial prejudice is asking questions of each other. You know, I could ask, 'Hey white man, why are you so afraid and tense?' And he could be like, 'Hey black man, how'd you get into my apartment?' "

Oh man, I was rollin' on that one. Well, I got not much else to say. Later!

Don't ask. Just watch the movie, assuming you know what movie that's from.

Anywho, today seems to have been a great day for pictures on the internet. I've got three of them I'd like to share today.

First off, there's this one:



...that I saw from the comic Ctrl + Alt + Del. The author apparently made a whole bunch of new pics that will randomize each time you see his site. And this one cracked me up, considering that's exactly what I was doing in order to see them all.

Next up came this:



...which is an ad I saw while reading one of my online comics. The reason it cracks me up is because it's a vague reference to a Strong Bad e - mail.

"The Cheat always gets scared when he sees a bear holding a shark."

Anywho...

And lastly, this is this past Wednesday's Penny Arcade. I know it's not necessarily from today but it was still a great pic. A' ight, I'm out.

Yeah, I haven't said a damned thing all weekend. It's 'cause of this play that I'm helping out with the technical side of theatre. AND OMG, was last night incredibly long! It took fesking from like 1:30PM to 11:30PM yesterday to get through the entire show trying to do every scene change. Sonvabich, that was exhausting. Anywho, it feels like Wednesday to me because I've been here at Sac State all the fesking weekend. Just freakin' annoying.

Well, I've been listening to a lot of BNL and Coldplay all weekend thanks to Peter and Glen. I've got a lot of other CDs from them as well, but I wanted to listen to those for now. Good stuff.

"I'll be that girl, and you would be right over.
And if I were a field, you would be in clover.
And if I were the sun, you would be in shadow.
And if I had a gun, there's be no tomorrow."

Like I said, good stuff.

Anywho, I wanted to take a look at something that I had discussed with Glen briefly on Saturday. He had shown us (meaning Peter and I) the results of this Photoshop contest he had seen online. And I was trying to remember a coupld of specific ones. So here's a link to it all. The contest was to come up with the next big "versus movie."

Full forums w/ all the Pics
The One vs. The One vs. The One vs. The One
Davey vs. Goliath
The Monolith vs. The Ring
AVT

And there are many others, but I don't want to give away all the good ones. Nor do I feel like making a link to every single damned one I found high - larious; there are just TOO damn many and I'm lazy. A' ight, I'm out.

Have you guys seen this animation from Weebl's Stuff? Quite entertaining in my opinion; you're going to have to print screen a couple of times to be able to read some of the stuff but it's great.

This is what happens when I see a quiz results, I take it myself:

Qui-Gon Jinn

A strong presence who organizes efforts yet shuns consensus, you strive to educate others for the benefit of your causes.

Don't center on your anxiety, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration on the here and now where it belongs.

Laugh if you guys want, but it's what I got. Anywho, thanks Petah!

Yeah, no worries about my cat people. Yesterday morning, I put out lost posters around my neighborhood. And last night, a neighbor called saying she had found Jonah. I got her out from under that neighbor's deck and into my house last night. So now, Jonah sits in the house being her old kitty self again. Funny thing is, before Jonah went missing she was getting pretty fat. Now that she's been gone for like five days, she's a good size again; not to skinny, not to fat. Good happiness, I missed her so much.

Anywho, why the hell did I mention something about the Babylonians? Because of what we're about to do in my math class, that's why. We've been studying several different number systems lately, thus why the Roman numeral discussion came up last week. And we've gone onto the Babylonian system, WHICH COMPLETELY DESTROYS ALL THOUGHT PROCESSES WE RELATE TO. This system is base 60, I'm not kidding. Take a look at the following picture as I explain.



Alright, first off those boxes up top there explain positioning of the THREE SYMBOLS used in this system. There's a ones position, then a 60s position, then a 60s squared position, and so on and so on in 60s to some power. So see how 365 is written? Without those boxes around those symbol, who fesk is going to know what the number is? I threw in another random number there at the bottom. I would try using that zero symbol, but I don't know the full use of that symbol yet so I can't share with you even more gayness. I swear, this number system is disgusting. I'm almost appalled that our measuring system in the US isn't base 10. If I hadn't been born here, what a mess. I got lucky on that account I suppose. Fesking 5,280 feet in a mile, sheist that's annoying. If you didn't really understand that entire lecture, don't worry, I may not have everything down myself. Blah!

Anywho, you may have noticed my new cussing system. Fesk and sheist, I like it; think I'll start doing that from now on. A' ight, I'm out.

I swear, when the hell did it suddenly become summer? Last week, it was total crap (as Strong Bad would say); today, it's still total crap... just the opposite type of crap, yeah. You know that picture that sits next to where I would update my website (if I were still updating my site)? Well, that's exactly what I looked like today, hair length and everything... plus a guitar in hand. The smell of evil is that of newly budding trees. Yesterday, I smelt it and I was trying to place what the hell it was. This morning while I was outside (I'll explain in a minute) my nose explained what it was. My allergies are acting up again and the smell is evil.

A' ight, what was I doing this morning? Putting up lost posters for my cat Jonah. The last time she was seen was by my dad last Wednesday morning before he left for work. And I haven't seen her since last Tuesday, so things aren't happy. If you happen to be in the general vincinity of Mack Road, Franklin Boulevard, and Brookfield Drive, look out for this cat.

Well, I gotta go. Later!

Anywho, hey man, you were complaining about the cancellation of Sam & Max 2 yesterday. Maybe you should do something like this. As for the rest of today's post, I've got nothing.

I wish Internet Explorer supported favicons. I wish Avant browser would be able to see them all. But alas, I lose in that aspect.

--WWW.BLONDE GIRL (MOMO MIX)--

Baby tonight
you surfed into my site
(sweet lover)
Oh my oh my
You are the king of the nite
(web lover)

I know I know what you need it
I do I do what you wanna, princess
I know I know feel my heartbeat
Beatin just for you!!!!

*To be your blonde girl
webby webby girl
and with me this love be forever your
a cha cha lovely girl
virtual hootchie girl
life will be so crazy play the game, I'm ready
Be your blonde girl
double ww girl
cybernetic love in a cyber world
to feel it everywhere
in the air
chiki chiki hot blonde girl!!!

(repeat *)

This song has ousted (if that's how that's spelled) Sana Morette as the most disturbing song lyrics from a DDR song.

...I'm bored

Today's Penny Arcade news post got me thinking about this upcoming E3. What will this supposed company (makes little quote marks with hands) Infinium Labs bring to share with the rest of us in the gaming community? What kind of bullshit can they heep onto their already rotting pile of a dung heep? I mean seriously, I want to just know when they're going to finally come out and confess that they stuck their heads up their asses one day, saw something in their rectum that resembled an X - Box, came out and said, "Let's create a video game system!" I really want to see what it is they'll try to show us at the E3; mainly because I want a good laugh. I mean, I remember taking a look at this video that the company put out and I could have sworn I saw "Bikini Vixens" as a game you could choose. It's just stupid lie after stupid lie for that company. How much more can they take before actually saying, "Yes, I did have sex with that Playstation controller." ? I don't know how much more I can insult them, but it's all too easy. All you really have to do is think of it as a Mad Lib. For example:

The Phantom

The Phantom is a (insert six cuss word insult here) console coming out on (insert date that doesn't exist here). This video - game (insert random computer jargon that sounds like an appliance here) is supposed to support all video - games from all systems. The people at Infinium Labs were really (insert sexual reference here) when they came up with this idea. When they show us more at the E3, I'm pretty sure they'll really be telling us that they were masterbating with a (insert any object where a penis does not belong) when they came up with this console.

See how easy that is? I swear...

Well, I think I've done enough ranting about Infinium Labs for now. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if I got some hate mail from random people I don't know. Hey it could happen; web - sites get random hits sometimes when people are bored and just go surfing on the net. A' ight, later.

I don't know, I just felt like writing that.

Well, it's rainy outside. And I want to move out of my parent's house. So I've got a plan. But it is the execution of said plan that is going to be the problem. Pray for me.

BTW, in my (as Peter Ruibal would call it) "math for non - math majors" class, we are starting to look at the Roman numeral system. And I've learned that after M, there are actually more numerals to work with. You start putting little bars over the numbers in order to get larger numbers. For example, a V with a bar over it = 5,000. It works the same, each bar tells you to multiply the numeral by a thousand. An I with a bar over it, however, is illegal since 1 x 1,000 = 1,000 and a thousand is already represented by an M. Two bars over a numeral therefore, represents the numeral times a million. The I once again does not work here because 1,000,000 is already represented by an M with a bar over it (1,000 times 1,000). You may have found that boring, but I enjoy the Roman numeral system very much; it kicks ass.

Maybe there was a reason for saying good gravy. That may have been what you were saying as you read my explanation on something you may already know.

BTW (again, lol), as Mr. Pascoal has so lovingly put in my Live Comments, The Lord Of The Rings swept the Oscars last night (meaning they won everything they were nominated for). And in my opinion, they beat Ben Hur and Titanic because what I read in the Sacramento Bee this morning was this:

Only two other films have swept the Oscars - Vincente Minnelli's "Gigi" in 1958 and Bernardo Bertolucci's "The Last Emperor" in 1987 - both with nine wins for nine nominations. William Wyler's "Ben-Hur" came close in 1959. It was nominated for 12 Oscars and won 11. The 11 wins for "The Return of the King" ties it with "Ben-Hur" and James Cameron's "Titanic" (1997) as the all-time Oscar champ.

They may all have won the same amount of Oscars, but Return of The King had only 11 Oscars to potentially win anyhow. AND THE MOVIE WON EVERY SINGLE OF THOSE 11. So yeah, take that naked Kate Winslet! And, some... other film, that I've never seen... called Ben Hur.

Ok, so my title works again. Good gravy, it won 11 Oscars?! Sweet cuppin' cakes! A' ight, I think I'd better stop typing before I'm mauled by people I know because I'm being an idiot here. Later!

Edit - Seems to be that the two Peter's I know really influence my Blog a lot. Strangeness. Anywho...